901
[ Primal1 Scream: Loaded]
902
Just what is it
that you want to do?
903
Such lovely colours! [g]asps]
904
We wanna get loaded
And we wanna have a good time...
905
Beautiful Bridg]et! Beautiful Bridg]et!
Beautiful Bridg]et!
906
Bridg]et Jones!
907
[Daniel's voice, distorted]
Bridg]et Jones!
908
But, wait...
909
- [Daniel, distorted] Bridg]et Jones?
- What sound is that?
910
It is Daniel Cleaver2. [echoes]
911
[thinks]
How unutterably beautiful he is.
912
Jones, what the hell are you doing]?
913
[Bridget] You are lovely colours.
914
- I don't wanna lose your love...
- Here.
915
Here I am.
916
I think you're completely off your face.
917
- Hey.
- [Bridg]et g]roans]
918
- Bloody3 hell.
- [Bridg]et g]roans and sig]hs]
919
Oh... Oh, I'm an ang]el.
920
Oh. How lovely.
921
Glorious sand.
922
Oh.
923
I want to be naked.
924
- Naked as a baby.
- Come on, then, ang]el. Up you g]et.
925
[Daniel strains]
926
- All rig]ht?
- Mmm.
927
- [Daniel] How are you feeling]?
- Completely embarrassed.
928
Don't be. You're charming] on drug]s.
In future, just say yes.
929
Do you know, I never really understood
why you wanted to g]o out with me.
930
- It seemed so unlikely.
- Come on. For God's sake.
931
You're sexy. You make me laug]h.
932
At you, of course, not with you.
933
And you were,...
934
... incidentally,...
935
...the best shag]...
936
...I ever had.
937
The best?
938
Aside from Simon Reade
in the fifth-form locker4 room, yeah.
939
Suppose I said you were pretty g]ood too?
940
Pretty g]ood?
941
Was I better than Mark Darcy?
942
By the way, is it true he always says
"I'm sorry, I think I'm g]oing] to come"?
943
- Who told you that?
- It's common knowledg]e, isn't it?
944
Come on, Jones. Who g]ave who the hoof5?
945
And why?
946
Let's just say
947
that we suffered
from a fatal incompatibility6.
948
I have missed you, Jones.
949
I don't suppose
there's any circumstances
950
in which you would ever consider