1051
and it's an excellent lesson
to have nailed.
1052
- Fuck!
- What?
1053
No fucking] room in the fucking] suitcase.
1054
There's room in mine. Give me something].
1055
Great.
1056
- What the hell is this?
- It is a fertility-snake bowl.
1057
- Ooh.
- Jed g]ave it to me.
1058
- Think think
- Let your mind go...
1059
How romantic.
1060
Freedom...
1061
The way I look at it, in everyone's
life, there's a certain amount of shit.
1062
- That's true.
- In the last year,
1063
thing]s have turned out pretty shitty.
1064
So log]ically, mathematically, even,
1065
it's g]ot to be time
for something] not shit.
1066
- [Shazzer] Like what?
- Maybe Mark will have chucked Rebecca.
1067
And he'll run to my door,
1068
fall to his knees,
possibly wearing] a wet white shirt,
1069
and beg] me to come back.
1070
- Think
- Think
1071
Think about
what you're tryin' to do to me...
1072
Yes, I very confidently expect
very, very g]ood times ahead.
1073
[PA] Final call
for all passengers to London...
1074
Isn't he cute? Hello.
1075
Hello. Oh...
1076
Seems to be g]etting] a bit excited.
[laug]hs]
1077
Oh.
1078
Er...
1079
- [Shazzer] Bridg]et!
- It's just a misunderstanding].
1080
Hold the plane.
1081
Hold the plane.
1082
[Shazzer] Excuse me! Excuse me!
1083
[PA] All remaining passengers
please report to Gate 27 immediately.
1084
[thud]
1085
It's not mine.
1086
- These yours?
- Yes.
1087
I mean, they're not my favourite pair.
1088
[siren]
1089
[brakes screech]
1090
You can't do this. I'm Eng]lish.
1091
And an award-winning] journalist.
1092
Well, maybe not award-winning], but l
have been to lots of award ceremonies.
1093
[door rattles1 and clang]s]
1094
[clang]]
1095
Hello. Bridg]et Jones.
1096
Lovely to meet all of you.
1097
[Bridget] Oh, my bloody2 God and fuck.
1098
I hope they've told
the British ambassador.
1099
Surely Shazzer
would have raised the alert.
1100
Maybe they got Shazzer as well.