1251
plus of course,
there is a very hig]h perv quotient.

1252
- [Mark] Did you see her?
- Cut. Cut it.

1253
Sorry, everyone, sorry. It's my stalker.

1254
Fuck off, Darcy,
some people have jobs to do.

1255
Did you see her surrounded by police,
dog]s, handcuffs?

1256
Come on, she's a big] g]irl,
she can take care of herself.

1257
I'm only g]oing] to ask you one more time.
Did you see her?

1258
You're only g]onna ask me one more time?

1259
- You haven't g]ot your wig] on now, dear.
- I'll take that as a yes.

1260
Yes, I did see her.

1261
I thoug]ht she was smug]g]ling] seashells,
or mang]oes.

1262
Rig]ht.

1263
Rig]ht, g]ood.
Will you step outside, please?

1264
Oh, no, it's not possible.

1265
Darcy, do you have any idea
what century we actually live in?

1266
Are you g]onna step outside
or am I g]onna have to drag] you?

1267
I think you're g]onna have to drag] me.

1268
[birds cry]

1269
[ The Darkness:
I Believe In A Thing Called Love]

1270
- [Daniel] You're insane!
- And you're a disg]race, Cleaver¹.

1271
[Daniel] You're pulling] my hair!

1272
I'm not g]oing] in the sodding] water.

1273
 Touching² you
'Cause you're touching me

1274
 I believe in a thing called love

1275
 Just listen to the rhythm of my heart

1276
 There's a chance we can make it now

1277
 We'll be rockin'
till the sun goes down

1278
 I believe in a thing called love

1279
 Oooh-ooh ooh...

1280
- Fuck off!
- No, you're g]oing] in, Cleaver!

1281
If I'm g]oing] in, you're coming] with me.

1282
You smug] bastard³.

1283
[clamouring]]

1284
- [Daniel] Oh, my God.
- Get up.

1285
[child laug]hs]

1286
Well, what are you g]onna do now?

1287
Drown me in 1 6 inches of water?

1288
Yes, g]ood idea.

1289
Fuck! Stop, stop.

1290
Listen, listen, listen...

1291
OK, I left her at the airport.
I shouldn't have done that.

1292
But she bumped into Jed herself

1293
and I didn't fucking] well seduce⁴ her,
all rig]ht?

1294
- You didn't?
- There's something] wrong] with her.

1295
She's g]one all frig]id.

1296
I spent the nig]ht
with a g]org]eous Thai g]irl.

1297
Who in fact turned out to be
a g]org]eous Thai boy.

1298
Satisfied?

1299
Yes.

1300
Thank you.

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