351
And then he took it out.
Just like that.
352
I said, "What do you think
you'll do with that, monsieur?"
353
Oh, good God, don't act all innocent.
354
Please.
355
I could have told him exactly
what to do with it.
356
And what is that, darling?
357
Put it back in his trousers
where it belonged.
358
Lamballe, ladies and gentlemen,
is what we call a prude.
359
Better than a whore.
360
I wish I could go with you.
361
I should kidnap1 you.
362
Of course, you know
the one about the English letter.
363
Don't you want to go to Paris,
see the opera?
364
Your go.
365
I'm more comfortable
just to stay here.
366
We have everything we need.
367
I should talk to the priest2.
No, that's inexcusable.
368
It is. It's dangerous for her safety.
369
Goodness, a criminal
could come in here.
370
- Cheat.
- Conceivably her husband.
371
You know, I heard
she's not even really a duchess.
372
Yeah, it's all a front.
373
Her husband's a thief,
and he bought her title.
374
Is that what happened? Really?
375
That's what I heard.
376
- How much did that cost?
- A fortune.
377
It would cost a fortune, wouldn't it?
378
To buy a title? Yes. At the court?
379
She shouldn't be allowed.
380
She should buy a new dress,
is what she should buy.
381
She should buy a new dress,
yeah, you're right.
382
Vaguely.
383
- What are you laughing at?
- Nothing.
384
May I be excused?
385
Yes, of course, madame.
386
I might go and ask her.
That way she'll tell us exactly.
387
Ask her about her family.
388
The problem of the debt
is grave, Your Majesty3.
389
The people of France are hungry.
390
Sending troops to America is costing
more than what we estimated.
391
But we can't let England win.
392
We must show our strength.
393
We will continue aid
to the Americans.
394
And when they went to the queen
to tell her her subjects had no bread...
395
...do you know what she said?
396
Let them eat cake.
397
That's such nonsense.
I would never say that.
398
And here you're having
an orgy with quite a big group.
399
I think I'm here sucking your toes.
400
Don't they ever tire
of these ridiculous stories?