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Travels quickly.
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Edie Britt was the most predatory divorc?e in a 5-block radius1.
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Her conquests were numerous...
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varied...
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and legendary2.
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Hi, Susan. I hope I'm not interrupting.
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You must be Mike Delfino. Hi, I'm Edie. Britt.
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I live over there.
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Welcome to Wisteria lane.
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Susan had met the enemy, and she was a slut.
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Thank you. Ha ha. What's this?
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Sausage putanesca. It's just something I threw together.
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Well, thanks, Edie. Ha ha. That's great.
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I'd invite you both in, but I was sort of in the middle of something.
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And just like that, the race for Mike Delfino had begun.
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For a moment, Susan wondered if her rivalry3 with Edie would remain friendly.
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Oh, Mike. I heard you're a plumber4?
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But she was reminded that when it came to men...
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do you think you could stop by later tonight and take a look at my pipes?
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- Women don't fight fair.
- Sure.
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Thanks.
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Bye, Susan.
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You can't order me around like I'm a child.
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- Gabrielle.
- No. No, no, no. I'm not going.
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It's business. Tanaka expects everyone to bring their wives.
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Every time I'm around that man, he tries to grab my ass5.
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Ha ha. I made over $200,000 doing business with him last year.
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If he wants to grab your ass, you let him.
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Mr. Solis. You scared me.
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Why is that bush still there? You were supposed to dig it up last week.
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I didn't have time last week.
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I don't want to hear your excuses. Just take care of it.
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I really hate the way you talk to me.
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And I really hate that I spend $15,000
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on your diamond necklace that you couldn't live without,
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but I'm learning to deal with it.
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So can I tell Tanaka we'll be there tomorrow night?
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John. We have bandage stop shelf in the kitchen.
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Thanks, mrs. Solis.
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Fine. I'll go.
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But I'm keeping my back pressed against the wall the entire time.
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See? Now this is what a marriage is all about -- compromise.
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Is your finger okay?
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Yeah, yeah, it's just a small cut.
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Let me see.
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Hmm. You know, mrs. Solis,
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Um, I really like it when we hook up,
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but, um, well, you know, I-I got to get my work done,
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and I can't afford to lose this job.
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This table is hand-carved.
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