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Previously on "Desperate Housewives"
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Susan took dating tips
from her 12-year-old daughter.
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If you want to date him, you're
going to have to ask him out.
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I keep hoping he'll ask me out.
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How's that going?
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Bree accidentally poisoned her husband.
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I can't believe you tried to kill me.
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Yes, well, I feel badly about that.
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Lynette indulged in creative parenting.
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Any of you acts up, I will call Santa,
and I will tell him you want socks for Christmas.
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I really hate the way you talk to me.
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I really hate that I spent $15,000
on your diamond necklace.
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While Gabrielle indulged
in the company of her gardener.
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Hi, honey. You're home early.
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And everybody is wondering...
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Mary Alice, what did you do?
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Why their best friend just killed herself.
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How much do we really want
to know about our neighbors?
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Everyone has a little dirty laundry.
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After I died,
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I began to surrender the parts of
myself that were no longer necessary.
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My desires, beliefs, ambitions, doubts --
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every trace of my humanity was discarded.
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I discovered when moving through eternity1,
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it helps to travel lightly.
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In fact, I held on to only one thing
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my memory.
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It's astonishing to look back
on the world I left behind
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I remember it all --
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every single detail.
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Like my friend Bree Van De Kamp.
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I remember the easy confidence of her smile,
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the gentle elegance2 of her hands,
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the refined warmth of her voice.
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But what I remember most about Bree...
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Rex, wasn't that lovely --
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was the look of fear in her eyes.
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Bree had started to realize
her world was unraveling,
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and for a woman who despised loose ends,
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that was unacceptable.
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Rex. Rex. You need to get up.
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It's not even light out.
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Please hurry.
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If the kids see you sleeping down here,
they're going to start asking questions.
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Let 'em ask. I don't care anymore.
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Well, I care.
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They don't need to be burden
with our marital3 problems
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while we're working things out,
the least we can do is try to keep up appearances.
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Oh, yeah. Appearances.
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I keep forgetting about appearances.