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Oh, that's right --the twins' stage debut1.
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Are they having fun?
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Sure, they get to play oak trees.
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I'm the one that has to deal with
all the drama behind the scenes.
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Oh, I take it you've met Maisy Gibbons.
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She's a total nightmare.
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I guess I shouldn't have challenged her.
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Oh, dear.
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Because now no one on the play
committee even wants to talk to me.
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Oh, Maisy does love to rule her little kingdom.
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It hasn't really changed since girl scouts2.
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Girls smile at you to your face, and then
behind your back, they make fun of you
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'cause you're the only one not shaving her legs yet.
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That would have never happened in boy scouts.
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When I worked, mostly with men,
I preferred the way they fought.
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A guy takes his opponent on face-to-face,
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and once he's won, he's top dog.
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It's primitive3, but it's fair.
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And a lot less sneaky.
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Isn't is sexist of us to generalize like this?
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It's science, Gabrielle.
Sociologists have documented this stuff.
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Well, who am I to argue with sociologists?
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Wow, this, uh, this guacamole has got a kick.
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I'm going to run to the little girls' room.
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You guys go ahead.
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I might be a while.
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I hate playing 3-handed poker4.
Let's take a break.
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I'll play.
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You play poker?
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I used to play a little with my grandfather.
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Pull up a chair.
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Oh, I notice you're just playing for chips.
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My grandfather used to say
it's always more fun to play for money.
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Why not? 50 cents a bet?
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Make it a buck5. 3-raise limit, $20 buy-in.
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Mrs. Solis. What are you doing?
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Why haven't you returned any of my phone calls?
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I've been busy.
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Yeah, I-I've seen who you've been busy with.
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Danielle? Come on. I mean, she's just a friend.
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Well, before you get any friendlier, let me remind you,
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I can do things to you she can't even pronounce.
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Well, a lot of good it does me, with your
mother-in-law following you around all the time.
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Look, maybe we should just cool it for a while.
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Oh, no, John, please don't say that.
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I have everything under control.
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Now give me a boost.
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Hey. So what did I miss?
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Not much. Just a few friendly hands
of poker with the girls.
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As I'm sure you have all heard,