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Oh.
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Finally got the charity bug1?
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You sound surprised.
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No, not really.
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You were always a giver.
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Would you knock it off?
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My mom's right over there.
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Have a seat.
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You can start by helping2 us alphabetize
the donation cards.
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So word on the street is you and
Danielle might break up.
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Maybe. I don't know.
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Is that because of me?
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Not everything is about you.
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Would you stop that?
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Have you been thinking about me?
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No.
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Really?
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Could have fooled me.
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Hey, do you need any help?
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Please. Just pull up a chair.
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Oh, gosh.
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That's okay. I got it.
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Ow! Oh!
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Susan, hi.
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Do you want to help with the seating cards?
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Sure. Do you want to tell me why you had your
foot in John Rowland's crotch yesterday?
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Oh, that.
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Uh, he was helping me adjust the seam in my stocking,
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and from your angle, it must have looked a little weird3.
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You're sleeping with him, aren't you?
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Okay.
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Yes, but you have to promise not to tell anybody.
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Gabrielle, he's in high school, and
it's illegal, and you're married.
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If Carlos found out, this would kill him.
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It's just sex. It's totally harmless.
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How can you call something like this harmless?
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After everything you know about
what I went through with Karl?
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This isn't about you.
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Yes, it is.
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It's about me and about every other person who
was screwed over by somebody they loved.
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When Karl ran off with Brandi, you saw
what a basket case I was.
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I was crying, I-I was tearing up his clothes.
I couldn't get out of bed all day.
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You were right there. How could you do the same thing?
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Okay, how can you compare me to Karl? That's not fair.
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You have no idea what my life is like.
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Well, why don't you enlighten me?
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You're beautiful, you have more
money than you can spend,
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and you have a husband who adores you.
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No, he doesn't adore me.
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He adores having me.