501
Preston, did you not hear me?
Start brushing your teeth!
502
What are you doing?
503
Don't You Dare.
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Do it! Do it! Do it!
505
Do it! Do it! Do it!
- Preston, don't listen to them.
506
Back away from the toilet,
and no one gets hurt.
507
I mean it this time!
These are not just words!
508
If you do this, so help me--
509
Hearing the hollowness1 of her own voice,
510
Lynette realized that it was time
to get one step ahead.
511
I will walk you over to Mrs Van de Kamp's,
and we all know what happens when she gets mad.
512
Now go brush your teeth,
and I want them to sparkle2! Go on!
513
Sorry you had to bring your kid back.
What happened this time?
514
Well, a couple of months back
I caught Ty going through my purse.
515
Hard bacon have you got.
Was he looking for weed or money?
516
Who knows at this point.
517
Anyway, I knocked a couple back
and things got heated,
518
pretty soon we're both screaming,
throwing stuff3 around the apartment--
519
Next thing you know, the lady upstairs
calls the cops4 on us.
520
Aw, gimme a break.
521
So now I got some social worker
trying to tell me how to raise my boy.
522
Kids. If I knew then what I know now,
I'd have had that hysterectomy 20 years ago.
523
Bree--
- Don't get up. I'll be quick.
524
Andrew. All any parent can do is try to provide
their child with the tools to succeed in life.
525
Education, love, a good clean safe home.
526
I have given you those things,
and I am through feeling guilty.
527
So if you want to piss your life away
and blame it on how horrible things are, go ahead.
528
But I want it stated for the record
that I am a good mother.
529
Did you hear me?
I -- am a good -- mother.
530
Bree.
531
Andrew just told me
he thinks
532
he might be gay5.
533
What?
534
That's why he wanted me to come in first.
535
He thought I could take it better.
536
Well, that's right.
I will be waiting in the car.
537
Mrs Sol?s!
What are you doing here?
538
OK--
539
Are your roommates here?
- No.
540
Are you OK?
- Yeah.
541
What's this?
- That-- uh--
542
Carlos just got a little rough.
543
Made me sign some paper.
544
Did he hurt you?
545
John, what are you doing?
546
I'll take care of this.
547
You won't do anything.
548
We won't let him get away with this.
549
You really want to get back on him?
Then kiss me.
550
How's that gonna help?
- Does.