Mrs. Bing: I am famished¹. What do I want...

Chandler: Please God don't let it be Kung Pow Chicken .

Mrs. Bing: Oh, you watched the show! What'd you think?

Chandler: Well, I think you need to come out of your shell just a little.

Ross: What is this dive? Only you could've picked this place.

Mrs. Bing: Oooh, c'mon, shut up, it's fun. Gimme a hug. Well, I think we're ready for some tequila.

Chandler: I know I am.

Mrs. Bing: Who's doing shots? 

Monica: Yeah.

Phoebe: I'm in.

Mrs. Bing: There y'go. Ross?

Ross: Uh, I'm not really a shot drinking kinda guy.

Rachel: Hi! Sorry- sorry we're late, we, uh, kinda just, y'know, lost track of time .

Ross: ...But a man can change.

Ross: Anyone want me to appraise³ anything?

Rachel: Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you, I've read everything you've ever written. No, I mean it! I mean, when I read Euphoria at Midnight , all I wanted to do was become a writer.

Mrs. Bing: Oh, please, honey, listen, if I can do it, anybody can. You just start with half a dozen European cities, throw in thirty euphemisms⁴ for male genitalia, and bam! You have got yourself a book.

Chandler: Myyy mother, ladies and gentlemen.

Mrs. Bing: Yeah, any messages for room 226?

Mrs. Bing: You okay, slugger?

Ross: Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.

Mrs. Bing: What is with you tonight?

Ross: Nothing. Nothing nothing nothing.

Mrs. Bing: Okay, thank you. It's the Italian Hand-Licker, isn't it?

Ross: No. It's the one he's licking⁵.

Mrs. Bing: She's supposed to be with you.

Ross: You're good.

Mrs. Bing: Oh, Ross, listen to me. I have sold a hundred million copies of my books, and y'know why?

Ross: The girl on the cover with her nipples showing?

Mrs. Bing: No. Because I know how to write men that women fall in love with. Believe me, I cannot sell a Paolo. People will not turn three hundred twenty-five pages for a Paolo. C'mon, the guy's a secondary character, just a, y'know, complication⁶ you eventually kill off .

Ross: When?

Mrs. Bing: He's not a hero. You know who our hero is.

Ross: The guy on the cover with his nipples showing?

Mrs. Bing: No, it's you!

Ross: Please.

Mrs. Bing: No, really, c'mon. You're smart, you're sexy...

Ross: Uh. Right.

Mrs. Bing: Get out. You are gonna be fine, believe me.

Ross: Uh-oh...

Joey: Uhhhh... I'll just pee in the street.

妙词佳句，活学或用

1. Kung Pow Chicken 宫爆鸡丁

2. come out of one's shell 不再羞涩，开始活跃

I think you need to come out of your shell just a little.
我认为你需要更加大方一点。

You need to come out your shell and take the girl to dance.
你需要勇敢一点，带这个女孩去跳舞。

3. lose track of time 忘记时间

Sorry- sorry we're late, we, uh, kinda just, y'know, lost track of time.
对不起，对不起，我们迟到了，我们，呃，只是有点，知道吧，忘记时间了。

Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the tendency to miss lunch.
使用电脑时忘记时间的人都知道玩电脑很容易吃不上午饭。

4. throw in 外加，附带

You just start with half a dozen European cities, throw in thirty euphemisms for male genitalia, and bam! You have got yourself a book.
你只要以半打欧洲城市开篇，再加上三十个男性生殖器的别称，嘭！你自己的书就写成了。

You need to throw in another thousand dollars for the tip.
你还需要再加一千美元作为小费。

5. kill off 消除，灭绝

C'mon, the guy's a secondary character, just a, y'know, complication you eventually kill off.
好啦，这家伙只是个二流角色，只是一个，知道吧，你最终会跨越的障碍。

Readers joined some authors in a plea² to JK Rowling not to kill off Harry⁷ Potter in the seventh and final book.
读者和一些作家联合请求J·K·罗琳不要在第七部，也是最后一部书中杀死哈利·波特。

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