Rowley: Hey.

 

Greg: Hey.

 

Rowley: So, I left my racing¹ game at your house and Collin's sleeping over tonight. So I need it back.

 

Greg: What? No way. Finders, keepers.

 

Rowley: You didn't find it, I left it.

 

Greg: Fine, then leavers, losers.

 

Rowley: That's not even a real thing.

 

Greg: It is if I say it is.

 

Rowley: It's my game.

 

Greg: Do you know what? You wouldn't even have that game if I hadn't told you about it. You wouldn't have half the stuff you have without me.

 

Rowley: Yeah, like a broken hand!

 

Greg: That was a million years ago.

 

Rowley: It clicks now! Hear that? Click, click, click, click. And it's all your fault!

 

Greg: It was an accident!

 

Patty: Kick his butt², Rowley! It's easy.

 

Kids: Guys, Greg and Rowley are gonna fight.

 

Patty: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

 

Kids: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

 

Patty: Come on, what's wrong with you guys? Start punching!

 

Greg: You start.

 

Rowley: You start it.

 

Greg: No, you! Quit copying me!

 

Patty: This has got to be the worst fight ever! Do something!

 

Bad guy 1: Well, well, well. Look who we have here.

 

Bad guy 2: You're so freaking dead.

 

Bad guy 1: All you guys better scram or I'm gonna kick your butts³, too! Not you two. You guys have no idea what I'm gonna do to you.

 

Bad guy 2: Oh, um...What are we gonna do?

 

Bad guy 1: I don't know.

 

Bad guy 2: We need to move this along. My shift at Cinnabon starts in half an hour.

 

Bad guy 1: I know what we're gonna do. Give me the wide one.

 

Bad guy 2: That's you, let's go.

 

Bad guy 1: Pick it up.

 

Rowley: But...

 

Bad guy 1: Pick it up. Now eat it.

 

Rowley: No!

 

Bad guy 1: Eat it or I'll shove the entire thing down your throat.

 

Greg: I don't even want to say exactly what happened because if Rowley ever tries to run for President and someone finds out what these guys made him do, he won't have a chance.

 

Bad guy 1: Now you.

 

Greg: But I'm allergic⁴ to dairy! I'll die, and then you'll go to jail! And...

 

Coach: Hey! What are you doing on school property?

 

Bad guys: Go, go, go! Shotgun!

 

Coach: Pete Hosey, is that you? You boys okay? Yeah? All right.

 

Patty: Out of my way! Out of my way! Oh, my God. Rowley Jefferson ate...

 

Greg: I ate the cheese! Yeah. I ate it. And you know what, people? I just did you all a huge favor. I ate the cheese to show you all how stupid this whole school is. The wrong friends. The wrong lunch table. The wrong butt? It's all meaningless. Just like this cheese. I know it. You all know it. So come on. Everyone else who's sick of it, step forward and join me!

 

Patty: Cheese Touch! Greg Heffley has the Cheese Touch!

 

Kids: Run! He's got the Cheese Touch!

 

Angie: Not bad, Heffley. Not bad at all.

 

Greg: So you want to come over after school and play?

 

Rowley: Yeah. Okay.

 

 

1. racing game: 赛车游戏。

 

2. sleep over: 在别人家里过夜。sleep over a problem指的是“把问题留到第二天解决”。

 

3. kick one's butt: 教训某人一番，给某人一点颜色看看。

 

4. punch: 拳打；以拳痛击。Sunday punch指的是“最强劲的一击；致命的一击”。

 

5. scram: 滚，快走开。例如：Tell those boys to scram.（叫那些男孩子快走开。）

 

6. allergic to: 对……过敏。也可以表示“对……十分反感、厌恶”。看一下例子：He is allergic to having his picture taken.（他讨厌别人给他照相。）

 

7. sick of: 对……厌恶。例如：She was sick of his attitude.（她非常厌恶他的态度。）

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