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Don't Kick the Animals, Man

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A boy awoke¹ and wanted breakfast so he told his mother. She said², "Not until³ you feed the animals."
The boy went outside and said to the chicken, "I don't feel like feeding you today." So he kicked⁵ the chicken. He did⁶ the same with the cow and the pig. The boy then went back into the house and told his mother he was⁷ hungry. His mother said, "I saw⁸ you kick⁴ the chicken so you're not getting any eggs, I saw you kick the cow so you're not getting any milk and I saw kick the pig so you're not getting any bacon⁹."

Just then the boy's father walked down the steps¹⁰ and tripped over and kicked the cat and the boy said, "Mom should I tell him?"

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1 awoke
v.唤醒( awake的过去式 )；觉悟到；使觉悟
参考例句：
I awoke feeling rested and refreshed. 我睡醒后感觉精力充沛，神清气爽。 Mike awoke to find that he was lying on the beach. 迈克一觉醒来发现自己躺在海滩上。来自《简明英汉词典》

2 said
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
参考例句：
He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。 He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。

3 until
prep.直到...为止；conj.直到...时才...
参考例句：
He arrived home until midnight.他直到半夜才到家。 She didn't sleep until midnight.她直到半夜才睡。

4 kick
n.踢；冲刺；反冲；钱包；反对；极大兴趣；vt.踢；对自己生气；戒除；vi.踢；反抗；充满活力的运作；反冲；冲刺
参考例句：
Don't kick the ball into the road.不要把球踢到马路上。 If the new actor is no good,kick him out. 如果那个新来的演员不怎么样就让他走.

5 kicked
v.踢( kick的过去式和过去分词 )；踢蹬，踢（腿）；（因干了蠢事、失去良机等）对（自己）生气；体育运动
参考例句：
She kicked her attacker in the groin. 她朝袭击者的下身踢了一脚。 She was punched and kicked by her attackers. 她遭到袭击者的拳打脚踢。

6 did
v.动词do的过去式
参考例句：
How many goals did you score in the last game?上一场比赛你们进了几个球？ Why did you choose basketball in the first place?你为何首先选择篮球呢？

7 was
v.(is,am的过去式)是，在
参考例句：
He said he was right.他说他是正确的。 He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。

8 saw
vbl.看见(see的过去式)；n.锯；v.用锯子锯
参考例句：
Would you like to saw a tree for me?你能为我锯棵树吗？ The moment I saw you,I knew you were angry with me.我一看到你，就知道你在生我的气。

9 bacon
n.咸肉，熏肉
参考例句：
He is frying the bacon.他在煎咸肉。 This bacon is too salty for me.这块熏咸猪肉我觉得太咸了。

10 steps
n.级别( step的名词复数 )；脚步；步骤；步伐v.举步，行走，跨步( step的第三人称单数 )；离开(along)；（尤指马）轻快地走；（跳舞时）合着节拍走
参考例句：
Steps have been taken to ameliorate the situation. 已经采取措施以改善局面。 a toddler's first few halting steps 学步幼儿的蹒跚脚步

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