Dead Kitty
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      Once there was a man named Jim, who let his dog out to relieve himself late one night. He watched some TV, and then remembered to let the dog back in. When he opened the door, he was shocked at what he saw! In his dog's mouth was his neighbor's cat, dead! "Bad dog! BAD DOG!", said the panicked man.
      He took the cat away and looked at it. He couldn't bring himself to tell his neighbor what happened, so he decided1 to clean it up and leave it on the neighbour's porch2. He took the cat into the bathroom and washed off all the blood and dirt.
      It took him forever. He had to wash it four times to get it all cleaned. He brushed it's beautiful white fur as he blow dried it, and put it's collar back on. Since it was so dark, he snuck into the neighbor's yard, and laid the cat down on the porch, in front of the door.
      The next day, he was on his way to the car to go to work and his neighbor was outside.
      "Hi," he said. "Hi," replied Jim, nervously3. His neighbor said, "something weird4 happened last night."
      "Oh yeah? What's that," asked Jim, sweating now.
      "Well, my cat died yesterday, and we buried him, and this morning he was lying on my front porch!"


1 decided lvqzZd     
  • This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
  • There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。
2 porch ju9yM     
  • There are thousands of pages of advertising on our porch.有成千上万页广告堆在我们的门廊上。
  • The porch is supported by six immense pillars.门廊由六根大柱子支撑着。
3 nervously tn6zFp     
  • He bit his lip nervously,trying not to cry.他紧张地咬着唇,努力忍着不哭出来。
  • He paced nervously up and down on the platform.他在站台上情绪不安地走来走去。
4 weird bghw8     
  • From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来,他好像有点怪。
  • His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。