日期：2008-02-02 One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Blue eyes, blonde,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-02 This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-02 A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-02 One cold Winter day, a blonde decides she wants to take up ice fishing. When she gets to the pond, she begins to cut a hole in the ice. As she does, she hears a voice. There's no fish there.... Puzzled, the blonde picks up her stuff and cuts another... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-02 A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, OK jerk, I've heard just about... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-02 One cold Winter day, a blonde decides she wants to take up ice fishing. When she gets to the pond, she begins to cut a hole in the ice. As she does, she hears a voice. There's no fish there.... Puzzled, the blonde picks up her stuff and cuts another... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-19 A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure? Why, officer? asks the blonde. Because your blous... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-19 A girl came skipping home from school one day. Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! Very good, said her mother. Is it because I'm b... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-19 Two blondes are walking down a road, one has a large sports bag. 1st blonde: What have you got in that bag? 2nd blonde: Chickens. 1st blonde: If I can guess how many chickens you've got in that bag, can I have one of them? 2nd blonde: If you can gues... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-19 One day a blonde is hiking in the woods. She follows the trail until she comes upon a river. As she is thinking how she can get across the river; another blonde appears on the opposite side. The blonde yells to the other blonde How do I get to the ot... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-19 A man walks in to an auto store and askes the blonde cashier where the turtle wax is. the blonde says,i'm sorry sir, but we don't sell pet supplies.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-19 Three blondes walk into a forest and soon find a pair of tracks. The first blonde says: I think they're deer tracks. The second blonde says: No, I think they're bear tracks. The third blonde says: You're both wrong! They're bird tracks! Then they ge... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-19 This blonde had a near death experience the other day. She climbed on top of a horse, and all of a sudden it started moving. She was a little frightened, this was her first time, but she kept on the horse. Then the horse started going fast and got o... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-19 An Blonde calls her boyfriend and says, Please come over here and help me, I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started. Her boyfriend asks, What is it supposed to be when it's finished?? The girl says, According to th... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-19 Three girls are walking in a magical forest. Suddenly, a witch comes out of the woods, and tells them: Each of you has to say one good thing about herself. If you lie, i will make you disappear!. The first girl, a brunette, says: I think I am a very... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-19 Q A Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them. Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? A: You pick it up pull the pin throw it back. Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer? A: She slipped off and fell... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-09 There are three people: a blonde named Stacy, a red-head named Mary, and a guy named Jack. One day Mary says I think we should rob a bank. And everyone agrees. So the next week after much planning they all set it up. Now remember me and Mary are goi... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-09 A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.After becoming very frustrated with the no haggle at... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-09 There is a blonde, a redhead and a brunette on the stairway to heaven. God says, There are 3,000 steps and i'll tell you a joke on each 1,000th step you reach. If you laugh you go to hell. So they start walking and reach to the first 1,000th step. G... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-09 A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her... 阅读全文>>