日期：2008-01-09 A blonde received a certificate for helicopter flying lessons for her birthday. One day she was bored and decided to take advantage of the opportunity. When she arrived at the place, the man said Well, there's only one helicopter here, and it only h... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-09 A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for a bottom deodorant. Sorry, we don't sell bottom deodorant the pharmacist replies, struggling to keep from laughing. But I always buy it here, the blonde says. I bought one last month. Thinkin... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-09 A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump in. The firemen yell to the Brunette, Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive! The Brunet... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-09 This guy goes to sit at his plane seat in first class, and finds a blonde there. He says, excuse me miss, but this is my seat. She replies, I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I have a great body and I'm going to Florida. So the guy calls the stewardess over... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-09 There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles, so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note: I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-09 There's a blonde, a red head and a brunette all on death row. They are all out in the desert about to be executed. First up is the brunette. The shooter counts; 1, 2, 3..., and the brunette yells out,Tornado! Everybody turns around to see the tornado... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were walking along the beach. A seagull flies over and craps all over the blonde. The brunette says in a disgusted voice, Hang on the bathroom is just up the hill, I'll go get some toilet paper. After she leaves th... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 This blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe. The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies But I don't have any money.... and I must get a message to her, it's urgent!... I'll d... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business. While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to pla... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. They strip him and lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and ladders and tell him to wait a minute. He's standing there when on... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 A BRUNETTE, A REDHEAD A BLONDE all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Every day, they noticed their boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they'd leave right behind her. After all, she never calle... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 A blonde motorist was two hours from Sydney when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the blonde's car and asked, Are you going to Sydney? Sure, answered the blonde, do you need a lift? Not for me. I'll be... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds. When the blonde returned,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 Two bowling teams, one all blondes, one all bruneettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides on the bottom level of the bus, the blonde team rides on the top level. The brunette team,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead saw her boyfriend buying flowers. Redhead sighed and said, Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again. The blonde looked quizzically at h... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-12 Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the 3 of them and said, So ya'll want to be a cop, eh? The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a fil... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-12 An exhausted looking blond dragged herself in to the doctor's office. Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can't get a wink of sleep. I have good news for you, the doctor answered, rummaging through... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-12 A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building. Below, a few firefighters are holding a blanket telling the redhead to jump. When the redhead jumps the firefighters snatch the blanket away and she hits the concrete. When the f... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-12 A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure? Why, officer? asks the blonde. Because your blous... 阅读全文>>