日期:2016-03-03 A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the den. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence. The girl looked at her father and said: It was Mom. How do you know it? She didn't... 阅读全文>>

日期:2016-03-03 While taking the 1993 census, I called on a woman who refused to state her age. I told her I was permitted to make an estimate. I guess 85 is about right, I said and pretended to write on the form. Don't you dare! she snapped. I'm only 68. 在做1993... 阅读全文>>

日期:2016-01-07 Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida. As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying Disney World Left! After thinking for a minute, the driver said Oh well! and started dr... 阅读全文>>

日期:2016-01-07 1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION... Just wait until your father gets home. 2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING.... You are going to get it when we get home! 3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE... What were you thinking? Answer me... 阅读全文>>

日期:2016-01-07 A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head. I need to take that walkman off your head, says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde. You can't! I'll die! retorts the blonde. I can't cut your hair with the walk... 阅读全文>>

日期:2016-01-07 A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild, something she hasn't done before, so she goes out to rent her first X-rated adult video. She goes to the video store, and after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very sti... 阅读全文>>

日期:2015-12-10 A woman who died found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates, being greeted by St. Peter. She asked him, Oh, is this place what I really think it is? It's so beautiful. Did I really make it to heaven? To which St. Peter replied, Yes, my dear, th... 阅读全文>>

日期:2015-12-10 1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is. 2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling woohoo is truly the sexiest dance move around. 3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and h... 阅读全文>>

日期:2015-12-10 A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, Who the hel... 阅读全文>>

日期:2015-11-24 A blonde was telling her priest a Polish joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, Don't you know I'm Polish? Oh, I'm sorry, the blonde apologizes, do you want me to start over and talk slower?... 阅读全文>>

日期:2015-10-21 A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again. She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watchi... 阅读全文>>

日期:2015-10-21 A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane. The plane was going down fast, and there were only four parachutes for all five of them. The pilot took one and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the... 阅读全文>>

日期:2015-10-21 Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.She says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . .... 阅读全文>>

日期:2015-10-21 A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds. When the blonde returns, she'... 阅读全文>>

日期:2015-09-14 A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the... 阅读全文>>

日期:2015-08-31 A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender. Brunette: I'll have a B and C. Bartender: What is a B and C? Brunette: Bourbon and Coke. Redhead: And, I'll have a G and T. Bartender: What's a G and T?... 阅读全文>>

日期:2015-08-31 A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, remove... 阅读全文>>

日期:2015-08-17 Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said, You know, it's blondes like that that give us a bad name! To this, the other... 阅读全文>>

日期:2015-06-23 A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man. As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches he noticed that a sexy young coed had sketched the man with an erect penis. The professor commented, Oh,... 阅读全文>>

日期:2015-06-04 CEO: My wife made a millionaire out of me. Assistant: What were you before? CEO: A multimillionaire. 主管人:我妻子使我成了一个百万富翁。 助手:以前你是什么? 主管人:千万富翁。... 阅读全文>>

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