日期：2011-11-09 In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height. Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn't know how tall he was, so the night of the date I took out two pairs of shoes-one with heels, one... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-10-20 A man is so addicted to gambling that he often comes home late. His wife never stops railing at him. Once he is detained at his office and comes home late. His wife accuses him of gambling again but he swears he was detained in his office. I pray to... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-09-22 A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished（破坏） but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, ju... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-09-20 There was a lady who took a taxi home, and when the taxi driver approached her house she told him to stop, saying, Okay, here, here is good. Then she asked the driver, How much is it? And the driver replied, Ten dollars. Then, after searching in her... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-09-08 While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. That's okay, he said, The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey. Mom pondered that idea and then replied, I'd rather buy you a gift. 旅途中，妈妈想起她... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-09-08 In a cinema, a lady turned round and said to the giggling schoolgirls behind her: Do you mind, I'm trying to watch the film. In that case, said one of them, you're facing the wrong way. 剧院里，一位女士回头对后面正在说笑的一群女学生说：如果你们不介... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-08-30 Boyfriend: I'm not rich and don't have a yacht or convertible（敞篷车） like Harry,but I love you, dear. Girlfriend: I love you, too. But tell me more about Harry. 男朋友：虽然我不象哈里那样有豪华游艇和舒适的生活，但是我爱你，亲爱的。 女朋友：我也爱... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-08-30 A pretty young lady went to cash a check at a bank. The teller examined it, then asked, Can you identify yourself? Looking puzzled, the girl dipped into her handbag and pulled out a small mirror. She glanced into it for a moment, then smiled, Yes, i... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-08-02 A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat: Not bad, I am next to the pig. But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him. He faked a smile and added: Oh I... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-08-02 Wife: Do you have a good memory for faces? Husband: Yeswhy? Wife: I just broke your shaving mirror. 妻子：你对面孔是不是很善于记忆呢？ 丈夫：是的为什么这么问？ 妻子：刚才我把你的刮脸镜子打破了。... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-07-04 There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldnt find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, Great, so now youre cheating on me with a bald woman! The next night, when she didnt smell any perfume, she yelle... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-06-08 A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of（把身体探出） the window and yells PIG!! The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, WITCH!! They... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-05-27 I don't like to inquire（询问，查究） too curiously into your affairs, said the lady to her husband. But something's been bothering me for days. So? said the husband, Tell me all about it. You got a letter last Friday, the lady said. It was perfumed... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-05-27 Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the evening. Why don't you do that too? Husband: Well, I don't know her very well yet. 妻子：比尔，住在对面... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-05-13 The housewife answered the phone and listened with relief to the voice in her ear. How are you, dear? What kind of day are you having? Oh, mom, the baby won't eat, the washing machine is broke, I've not been able to get out of the house to shop, I t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-04-26 Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian（图书管理员） at the counter, This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so I would like to return it. The libraria... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-04-11 Yesterday Charles met his old schoolmate Joe and congratulated him on his recent marriage. When Charles asked about the difference between a fiancee（未婚妻） and a wife, he said, When she was my fiancee, I saw only a part of her. When she is my wif... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-03-22 Max sat at the bar totally dejected（沮丧的） . The bartender（酒保） served him his second drink and said, What's wrong pal? I'll never understand women. Max said. The other night my wife threw me a birthday party. She told me that later on, as her... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-01-05 Mother to daughter: What kind of person is your new boyfriend? Is he respectable（值得尊敬的） ? Of cause he is, Mom. He's thrifty（节约的，茂盛的） , doesn't drink or smoke, has a very nice wife and three well-behaved children.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-01-05 For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy（过敏，反感） to gold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. I held my hands up and said, Well, you'll notice that my h... 阅读全文>>