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Joke: True Football Fan

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Recently, I was at a professional football game supporting my favorite team. My seat wasn't the greatest, so when i noticed a vacant¹ seat on the fifty yard line 10 rows up, I headed towards it. I asked the man sitting next to it if the seat was taken. He replied, "No".
I started talking to the man and I learned² he owned the seat I was in. He said, "My wife use to love to come to these games until she died."

"Why didn't you give this seat away to a friend?" I asked.

He replied, "Because they are all at her funeral."

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1 vacant
adj.未被占用的，空着的；空缺的
参考例句：
A job fell vacant in the accounting department.财会部出现了一个空缺。 He stared into space with a vacant expression.他茫然地凝视着天空。

2 learned
adj.有学问的，博学的；learn的过去式和过去分词
参考例句：
He went into a rage when he learned about it.他听到这事后勃然大怒。 In this little village,he passed for a learned man.在这个小村子里，他被视为有学问的人。

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