A pastor¹ went out one Saturday to visit his church
members. At one house, it was obvious that someone
was home, but nobody came to the door, even though
the pastor knocked several times. Finally, the
pastor took out his card, wrote "Revelation 3:20"
on the back of it, and stuck it in the door.

Revelation 3:20 --
Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone
hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in
to him and dine with him, and he with me.

The next day, the card turned up in the collection
plate. Below the pastor's message was the notation²
"Genesis 3:10."

Genesis 3:10 --
I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid
because I was naked; and I hid myself.

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