One day a pirate walks into a bar with a steering¹ wheel hanging out of his pants. He goes up to the bartender and says, "Yar, Give me something to drink."

While the bartender is pouring the drink, he looks at the pirate and notices the steering wheel.

"Hey buddy², you know you have a steering wheel hanging out of your pants?"

The pirate looks at the bartender and says, "Yar, and it's driving me nuts!"

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