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Joke: Bitch Literal

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Three guys are in a bar discussing how much their wives bitch at them. They decide that when they get home, they'll do everything that the women ask.

The next weekend, they are in the same bar.

The first guy says "Man, I don't think that our idea was so great! I was sitting on the couch¹ watching TV and I dropped my cigarette on the couch. My wife said why don't you burn the whole house down? That place is still smoldering²."

The second guy said "That ain't nothing. I was working on the car, and dropped my wrench³ and it nicked the fender. She said why don't you tear the whole car apart? It took me all night."

The third guy said "You guys don't have nothing on me. When I walked in the door, my wife was doing the dishes, and I felt a little romantic. I reached down, and grabbed⁴ her crotch, she said "Cut that out!" He held out his hands. "Ever seen one of these real close?"

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1 couch
n.睡椅，长沙发椅；vt.表达，隐含
参考例句：
Lie down on the couch if you're feeling ill.如果你感觉不舒服就躺到沙发上去。 The rabbIt'sprang from its grassy couch.兔子从草丛中跳出。

2 smoldering
v.用文火焖烧，熏烧，慢燃( smolder的现在分词 )
参考例句：
The mat was smoldering where the burning log had fallen. 燃烧的木棒落下的地方垫子慢慢燃烧起来。来自辞典例句 The wood was smoldering in the fireplace. 木柴在壁炉中闷烧。来自辞典例句

3 wrench
v.猛拧；挣脱；使扭伤；n.扳手；痛苦，难受
参考例句：
He gave a wrench to his ankle when he jumped down.他跳下去的时候扭伤了足踝。 It was a wrench to leave the old home.离开这个老家非常痛苦。

4 grabbed
v.抢先，抢占( grab的过去式和过去分词 )；（尤指匆忙地）取；攫取；（尤指自私、贪婪地）捞取
参考例句：
He was grabbed by two men and frogmarched out of the hall. 他被两个男人紧抓双臂押出大厅。 She grabbed the child's hand and ran. 她抓住孩子的手就跑。

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