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Joke: Sex Manual

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Here's A Concise¹ Sex Manual For Computer Experts:

1. Be user friendly.

2. Take bytes. (nibbles..hehe)

3. Fondle joystick.

4. Spread sheet.

5. Fix surge protector.

6. Activate² hardware.

7. Insert disc, all the way. (yes! yes!)

8. Do it 'til it megabytes.

9. Back it up.

10. Eject floppy³.

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1 concise
adj.简洁的，简明的
参考例句：
The explanation in this dictionary is concise and to the point.这部词典里的释义简明扼要。 I gave a concise answer about this.我对于此事给了一个简要的答复。

2 activate
vt.使活动起来，使开始起作用
参考例句：
We must activate the youth to study.我们要激励青年去学习。 These push buttons can activate the elevator.这些按钮能启动电梯。

3 floppy
adj.松软的，衰弱的
参考例句：
She was wearing a big floppy hat.她戴了顶松软的大帽子。 Can you copy those files onto this floppy disk?你能把那些文件复制到这张软盘上吗？

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