Joke: Bad Stomach
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A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured with a small course of two
suppositories inserted deep up the back passage. The man agrees, and so the doctor warns him of the pain, tells him to bend over, and shoves1 the thing way up his behind. The doctor then hands him the second dose2 and tells him to do the same thing in six hours time using rubber gloves and KY-Jelly or something.

So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the second suppository inserted, but he finds he cannot reach himself properly to obtain the required depth. Thus, he calls
his wife over and tells her what to do. The wife nods, puts one hand on his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine home.

Suddenly the man screams in disgust3.

"What's the matter?" asked his wife. "Did I hurt you?"

"No," replies the man, "but I just realized that when the doctor did that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders."


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1 shoves e89e54ac81f8eab44bcb7cdd88683085     
推,猛推,乱推( shove的第三人称单数 ); 乱放; 随便放; 胡乱丢
参考例句:
  • Then she folds her notes, shoves them in her pocket. 然后,她折叠好笔记本,把它塞在口袋里。
  • Grace picks up a jug that's partially filled, shoves another one under the tap. 格雷斯搬起一只没装满水的罐子,使劲把另一个罐子推到水笼头下面。
2 dose tsLxN     
n.(药的)剂量,一服;v.给(药);(给…)服药
参考例句:
  • In the accident,the workers received a heavy dose of radiation.在那次事故中,工人受到大剂量的辐射。
  • He gave me a dose of medicine for my cold.他给我开了一剂治感冒的药。
3 disgust ylBzF     
n.使厌恶,使反感;vt.恶,反感
参考例句:
  • The food at the hotel filled him with disgust.旅馆的食物使他作呕。
  • My immediate reaction was just disgust.我当时的第一反应就是反感。
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