Joke: New Job_愚人笑话

Joke: New Job

文章来源：文章作者：发布时间：2007-05-25 00:53 字体： [大中小]　进入论坛

(单词翻译:双击或拖选)

A man in a taxi cab¹ taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams bloody² murder, loses control of the cab, and swerves³ onto the sidewalk before stopping just inches from a lamppost.

After checking to make sure the passenger is OK, the driver says "I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me!"

"Sorry. I didn't realize a simple tap on the shoulder would freak you out so much," the passenger says.

"It's not your fault," replies the cabbie.

"Today is my first day on the job after 25 years of driving a hearse."

点击

收听单词发音

1 cab
n.计程车，出租车，出租单马车；vi.乘出租马车
参考例句：
The cab drove over his legs.马车从他腿上碾过。 Shall we walk or take a cab?我们步行还是坐出租车？

2 bloody
adj.非常的的；流血的；残忍的；adv.很；vt.血染
参考例句：
He got a bloody nose in the fight.他在打斗中被打得鼻子流血。 He is a bloody fool.他是一个十足的笨蛋。

3 swerves
n.（使）改变方向，改变目的( swerve的名词复数 )v.（使）改变方向，改变目的( swerve的第三人称单数 )
参考例句：
The road swerves to the right. 道路向右转弯。来自《现代汉英综合大词典》 At the last moment, Nina swerves and slams into a parked car. 在最后关头，尼娜突然转弯，将车猛烈撞入一辆停着的车中。来自互联网

上一篇：Joke: Bad Stomach 下一篇：Joke: Telemarketers