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Joke: Old Italian Mafia

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An old Italian Mafia Don is dying¹ and he calls his grandson to his bed.
"Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch instead?"
"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business.....you gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos."
"Somma day you gonna comma² home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then....... pointa to you watch and say "Times up"?"

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1 dying
adj.垂死的，临终的
参考例句：
He was put in charge of the group by the dying leader.他被临终的领导人任命为集团负责人。 She was shown into a small room,where there was a dying man.她被领进了一间小屋子，那里有一个垂死的人。

2 comma
n.逗点；逗号
参考例句：
The two clauses are separated by a comma.这两个分句由一个逗号分开。 Not a comma was left out.一个逗号也没漏掉。

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