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Joke: Singing Bird

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There once was a lonely guy who bought a bird. The pet store
manager said that the bird was a special bird and could sing, but
only if you lit a match or lighter¹ under his wings.

The guy took the bird home and lit a match under the birds right
wing and it began singing Jingle² Bells. Then he lit a match under
its left wing and it started to sing Silent Night.

Just to see what the bird would do, the man lit a match under the
birds balls and it began singing Chestnuts³ Roasting On an Open
Fire.

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1 lighter
n.打火机，点火器；驳船；v.用驳船运送；light的比较级
参考例句：
The portrait was touched up so as to make it lighter.这张画经过润色，色调明朗了一些。 The lighter works off the car battery.引燃器利用汽车蓄电池打火。

2 jingle
n.叮当声，韵律简单的诗句；v.使叮当作响，叮当响，押韵
参考例句：
The key fell on the ground with a jingle.钥匙叮当落地。 The knives and forks set up their regular jingle.刀叉发出常有的叮当声。

3 chestnuts
n.栗子( chestnut的名词复数 )；栗色；栗树；栗色马
参考例句：
A man in the street was selling bags of hot chestnuts. 街上有个男人在卖一包包热栗子。来自《简明英汉词典》 Talk of chestnuts loosened the tongue of this inarticulate young man. 因为栗子，正苦无话可说的年青人，得到同情他的人了。来自汉英文学 - 中国现代小说

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