Joke: A Geek's List Of Thanks_愚人笑话

Joke: A Geek's List Of Thanks

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1. Be thankful you haven't been spammed!

2. Be thankful your computer isn't down!

3. Be thankful your favorite forum¹ isn't down!

4. Be thankful you don't have The Good Times virus!

5. Be thankful your server isn't down!

6. Be thankful for a vast selection of Web sites to browse²!

7. Be thankful no one knows who you really are!

8. Be thankful someone sent you a cyber sundae, and you didn't gain a pound!

9. Be thankful your 28 year old cyberfriend really isn't 72!

10. Be thankful for a fast Internet connnection!

11. Be thankful no one sent you a cyber voo-doo doll!

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1 forum
n.论坛，讨论会
参考例句：
They're holding a forum on new ways of teaching history.他们正在举行历史教学讨论会。 The organisation would provide a forum where problems could be discussed.这个组织将提供一个可以讨论问题的平台。

2 browse
vi.随意翻阅，浏览；(牛、羊等)吃草
参考例句：
I had a browse through the books on her shelf.我浏览了一下她书架上的书。 It is a good idea to browse through it first.最好先通篇浏览一遍。

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