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Joke: Gone Fishing?

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A woman is in bed with her lover¹ who also happens to be her husband's best friend.

They "entertain themselves" for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings.

Since it's her house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover watches her and listens intently², only hearing her side of the conversation.

Speaking in a cheery voice, she says, "Hello? Oh, hi! I'm so glad that you called. Really? That's wonderful. I am so happy for you!

That sounds terrific³! Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye, bye."

She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"

"Oh," she replies, "that was my husband. He was telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."

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1 lover
n.情人，恋人；爱好者
参考例句：
Every lover sees a thousand graces in the beloved object.情人眼里出西施。 Mr.Smith was a lover of poetry.史密斯先生是一名诗歌爱好者。

2 intently
adv.专心致志地，注意力集中地
参考例句：
He watched her face intently to catch every nuance of expression. 他认真地注视着她的脸，捕捉每一丝细微的表情变化。 He was looking at her intently but she stared him out. 他专注地看着她，可她盯得他移开了目光。

3 terrific
adj.可怕的，极好的，非常的
参考例句：
The game was terrific.那场比赛棒极了。 Darren drove at a terrific speed.达伦以惊人的速度驾车。

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