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Joke: Everybody

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This is a story about four people named Everybody¹, Somebody², Anybody³, and Nobody⁴.

There was⁵ an important⁶ job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would⁷ do it. Anybody could⁸ have done it, but Nobody did⁹ it.

Somebody got¹⁰ angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought¹¹ Anybody could do it but Nobody realized¹² that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed¹³ Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

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1 everybody
pron.每人，人人(=everyone)
参考例句：
Christmas is a holiday for everybody.圣诞节是所有人的节日。 It is difficult to find a time that suits everybody.很难找到一个对每人都合适的时间。

2 somebody
n.重要人物；pron.某人，有人
参考例句：
Somebody is using the computer.有人在用电脑。 He seems to be somebody.他似乎是个重要人物。

3 anybody
n.重要人物；pron.任何人
参考例句：
They do not see anybody.他们没看见任何人。 You couldn't tell anybody.你不能告诉任何人。

4 nobody
pron.无人，没有任何人
参考例句：
Nobody is in the house.没有人在房子里。 Nobody knows where she lives.没有人知道她住哪里。

5 was
v.(is,am的过去式)是，在
参考例句：
He said he was right.他说他是正确的。 He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。

6 important
adj.重要的；重大的；严重的
参考例句：
It's important to find out what he is doing.弄清他在干什么是重要的。 This is a very important problem.这个问题很重要。

7 would
aux.will的过去式；愿，要；常常；大概；将要，会
参考例句：
Why would you say that?为什么你会这么说？ Would you please help me?你能帮帮我吗？

8 could
v.能，可能(can的过去式)；aux.v.(can的过去式)能；可以
参考例句：
Could I open the window?我可以打开窗子吗？ I could wait ten minutes.我可以等十分钟。

9 did
v.动词do的过去式
参考例句：
How many goals did you score in the last game?上一场比赛你们进了几个球？ Why did you choose basketball in the first place?你为何首先选择篮球呢？

10 got
v.(get的过去式)得到，猜到，明白
参考例句：
I just got some bad news.我刚得到一些坏消息。 I have got far too much work to do.我要做的事太多了。

11 thought
n.想法，思想，思维，思潮，关心，挂念；v.vbl.think的过去式和过去分词
参考例句：
It was just a thought.这仅仅是一个想法。 She thought he had a cold.她认为他感冒了。

12 realized
adj.realize的过去式v.实现( realize的过去式和过去分词 )；了解；（所担心的事）发生；以…价格卖出
参考例句：
He realized that his calling was to preach the gospel. 他体悟到宣讲福音是他的使命。 They soon realized they had been duped. 他们很快便意识到自己上当了。

13 blamed
adj.该死的，混蛋的v.指责，责怪，归咎于( blame的过去式和过去分词 )
参考例句：
In his speech he blamed her not directly but by insinuation. 他在发言中没有直接点名，但影射了她。来自《现代汉英综合大词典》 People who circulate false news are to be blamed. 散布流言者该受遣责。来自《现代英汉综合大词典》

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