A middle-aged¹ man and woman met, fell in love and got married.

On their wedding night they settled into the bridal suite² and the wife said to her new husband, "Please promise to be gentle. I'm still a virgin³."

"But how can that be?" the startled husband said. "You've been married three times before."

"Well," she explained, "my first husband was a psychiatrist⁴, and all he ever wanted to do was talk about it.

My second husband was a gynecologist, and all he ever wanted to do was look at it.

And my third husband was a stamp collector, and all he ever wanted to do was.... God, I miss him!"

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