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Joke: Saddam's Chauffeur

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Saddam Hussein and his chauffeur¹ were cruisin down the I-69 highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road.

It was killed instantly, so Saddam informs the driver to: "Go to the farm over the bypass and explain to the pig's owner what happened."

An hour later, Saddam sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other.

"What happened to you?" asks Saddam.

"Well, the farmer gave me this bottle of wine, his wife, the cigar and their 21 year old daughter made passionate² love to me."

"My God! What did you tell them?" asked the President.

The driver answered: "Good afternoon, I am Saddam Hussein's chauffeur and I have just killed the pig."

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1 chauffeur
n.(受雇于私人或公司的)司机；v.为…开车
参考例句：
The chauffeur handed the old lady from the car.这个司机搀扶这个老太太下汽车。 She went out herself and spoke to the chauffeur.她亲自走出去跟汽车司机说话。

2 passionate
adj.热情的，热烈的，激昂的，易动情的，易怒的，性情暴躁的
参考例句：
He is said to be the most passionate man.据说他是最有激情的人。 He is very passionate about the project.他对那个项目非常热心。

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