A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.
The teacher held up a picture of a cat.
"What animal is this?" she asked.
"A cat!" said1 Eddie.
"Good job! Now, what is this animal?"
"A dog!" said Eddie.
"Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a
Deer. The class fell2 silent3. After a couple4 of minutes, the teacher said,
"It's what your mom calls your dad."
"A horny bastard," called out Eddie.