Chicken jokes 02_儿童笑话

Chicken jokes 02

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Q: Why don't chickens like people?
A: They beat eggs!

Q: Why did the rooster run away?
A: He was chicken!

Q: What do chickens grow on?
A: Eggplants!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: He heard the referee¹ calling fowls² Q: Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
A: Because talk is cheep!

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A: A bird that lays down!

Q: What happens when a hen eats gunpowder³?
A: She lays hand gren-eggs!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the "net"?
A: It wanted to get to the other site!

Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
A: An alarm cluck!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road half way?
A: He wanted to lay it on the line!

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1 referee
n.裁判员．仲裁人，代表人，鉴定人
参考例句：
The team was left raging at the referee's decision.队员们对裁判员的裁决感到非常气愤。 The referee blew a whistle at the end of the game.裁判在比赛结束时吹响了哨子。

2 fowls
鸟( fowl的名词复数 )；禽肉；既不是这；非驴非马
参考例句：
A great number of water fowls dwell on the island. 许多水鸟在岛上栖息。 We keep a few fowls and some goats. 我们养了几只鸡和一些山羊。

3 gunpowder
n.火药
参考例句：
Gunpowder was introduced into Europe during the first half of the 14th century.在14世纪上半叶，火药传入欧洲。 This statement has a strong smell of gunpowder.这是一篇充满火药味的声明。

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