Elephant jokes 12
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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?
Russell!

A man was sprinkling some white powder on his lawn.
"Why are you doing that?
" asked his neighbour
"It's to keep the elephants off the grass", he replied.
"But we don't get elephants round here!"
"I know - good stuff isn't it!"

What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater?
Warren!

What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater?
Terrified!

What do you call someone with an elephant on their head?
Squashed!

Who lost a herd1 of elephants?
Big bo peep!

What is an elephants favorite film?
Elephantasia What do elephants say as a compliment?
You look elephantastic!

What do you do with old cannon2 balls?
Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

What animals were last to leave the ark?
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!



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1 herd Pd8zb     
n.兽群,牧群;vt.使集中,把…赶在一起
参考例句:
  • She drove the herd of cattle through the wilderness.她赶着牛群穿过荒野。
  • He had no opinions of his own but simply follow the herd.他从无主见,只是人云亦云。
2 cannon 3T8yc     
n.大炮,火炮;飞机上的机关炮
参考例句:
  • The soldiers fired the cannon.士兵们开炮。
  • The cannon thundered in the hills.大炮在山间轰鸣。
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