Farm jokes 08_儿童笑话

Farm jokes 08

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What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
A pigtail!

Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
To the moo-vies!

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk!

Why did the baby turkey bolt¹ down his food?
Because he was a little gobbler!

Why did the starstruck chicken cross the road?
To see Gregory Peck²!

What kind of tie does a pig wear?
Pig's tie!

What is another name for a cow?
A lawn-mooer!

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Because she was afraid someone would caesar!

What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar!

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1 bolt
n.螺栓；插销；vt.闩，栓住；vi.冲出去，逃跑
参考例句：
It is a bad habit to bolt your food.狼吞虎咽地吃东西是个不良习惯。 That door refuses to bolt.那扇门关不牢。

2 peck
v.啄，啄食；n.啄痕，啄食，（口）轻吻；配克，（口）大量
参考例句：
The cock gave me a peck.那只公鸡啄了我一下。 She gave him a light peck of farewell.她给了他一个匆匆的吻道别。

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