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Where are most fish found? Between the head and the tail! What kind of fish will help you hear better? A herring aid! What do fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening! How does an octopus1 go to war? Well-armed! Where do you find a down-and-out octopus? On squid row! What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout2? Monkfish! What bit of fish doesn't make sense? The piece of cod3 that passeth all understanding! What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings? A fish tank! What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish? Tsardines! What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? I wanna hold you hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand! 点击  收听单词发音
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