Flea jokes 01_儿童笑话

Flea jokes 01

文章来源：文章作者：发布时间：2007-12-08 08:40 字体： [大中小]　进入论坛

(单词翻译:双击或拖选)

What is the most faithful insect?
A flea¹, once they find someone they like they stick to them!

What insect runs away from everything?
A flee!

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?
One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

What to you call a Russian flea?
A Moscow-ito!

Two fleas² where running across the top of a cereal packet?
"Why are we running so fast?
" said one Because it says "Tear along the dotted line" What do you call a flea that lives in an idiots ear?
A space invader³!

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?
Bugs⁴ Bunny!

How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea - go!

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Start from scratch!

What is a flea's favorite book?
The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy⁵!

点击

收听单词发音

1 flea
n.跳蚤
参考例句：
I'll put a flea in his ear if he bothers me once more.如果他再来打扰的话，我就要对他不客气了。 Hunter has an interest in prowling around a flea market.亨特对逛跳蚤市场很感兴趣。

2 fleas
n.跳蚤( flea的名词复数 )；爱财如命；没好气地（拒绝某人的要求）
参考例句：
The dog has fleas. 这条狗有跳蚤。 Nothing must be done hastily but killing of fleas. 除非要捉跳蚤，做事不可匆忙。来自《简明英汉词典》

3 invader
n.侵略者，侵犯者，入侵者
参考例句：
They suffered a lot under the invader's heel.在侵略者的铁蹄下，他们受尽了奴役。 A country must have the will to repel any invader.一个国家得有决心击退任何入侵者。

4 bugs
adj.疯狂的，发疯的n.窃听器( bug的名词复数 )；病菌；虫子；[计算机]（制作软件程序所产生的意料不到的）错误
参考例句：
All programs have bugs and need endless refinement. 所有的程序都有漏洞，都需要不断改进。来自《简明英汉词典》 The sacks of rice were swarming with bugs. 一袋袋的米里长满了虫子。来自《简明英汉词典》

5 galaxy
n.星系；银河系；一群(杰出或著名的人物)
参考例句：
The earth is one of the planets in the Galaxy.地球是银河系中的星球之一。 The company has a galaxy of talent.该公司拥有一批优秀的人才。

上一篇：Fish jokes 06 下一篇：Flea jokes 02