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Being a Lawyer

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There was¹ a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar² and asked a guy³ how to get a date.

The guy said⁴, "It's simple⁵. I just say that I'm a lawyer⁶."

So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said no, he told her that it was probably⁷ a good thing because he had⁸ a case early in the morning.

She said, "Oh! You're a lawyer?"

He said, "Why, yes I am!"

So they went to his place. When they were in bed making love, the guy started to laugh to himself⁹.

When she asked what was so funny, he answered, "Well, I've only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I'm already¹⁰ screwing¹¹ someone¹²!"

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1 was
v.(is,am的过去式)是，在
参考例句：
He said he was right.他说他是正确的。 He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。

2 bar
n.条，棒，条状物；酒吧，（卖东西的）柜台
参考例句：
I went to the bar yesterday.我昨天去酒吧了。 They walked into the bar.他们走进了酒吧。

3 guy
n.(美，口语)家伙；青年；男人
参考例句：
She lost her heart to the handsome guy.她爱上了这个漂亮的小伙子。 That guy is very hard to deal with.那家伙很难对付。

4 said
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
参考例句：
He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。 He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。

5 simple
adj.简单的，易懂的，单纯的，纯朴的
参考例句：
He wrote a story in simple English.他用简单的英语写了一则故事。 He was as simple as a child.他像孩子一样天真。

6 lawyer
n.律师，法学家
参考例句：
My son is a lawyer.我儿子是律师。 A lawyer is often called in to write a will.律师常被请来写遗嘱。

7 probably
adv.大概，或许，很可能
参考例句：
Next year I shall probably be looking for a job. 明年我很可能找份工作。 We're going on holiday soon,probably next month.我们很快要去度假了，可能是下个月。

8 had
vbl.have的过去式和过去分词；conj.有
参考例句：
I just had a good idea!我有个好主意！ The boy had a small branch of a tree in his hand.这个男孩手上拿一条小树枝。

9 himself
pron.他自己
参考例句：
He is proud of himself.他为自己感到自豪。 He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。

10 already
adv.已经
参考例句：
We have eaten already.我们已经吃过了。 I've been there already,so I don't want to go again.我早已去过那里了，所以我不想再去了。

11 screwing
v.用螺丝拧紧( screw的现在分词 )；拧上去；（和某人）性交；诈骗（钱财等）
参考例句：
The child is screwing water out of a sponge. 小孩正把海绵中的水挤出来。来自《简明英汉词典》 I spent some minutes screwing up my courage. 我花了几分钟时间来振作我的胆量。来自辞典例句

12 someone
pron.某人，有人
参考例句：
I can hear someone knocking.我听到有人敲门。 Someone wants to see her.有人找她。

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