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Terrible News

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This guy¹ was² sitting in his attorney's office.

His lawyer³ said⁴, "Do you want the bad news⁵ first or the terrible⁶ news?"

"Give me the bad news first."

"Your wife⁷ found⁸ a picture worth⁹ a half-million dollars."

"That's the bad news?" asked the man incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news."

"The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary¹⁰."

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1 guy
n.(美，口语)家伙；青年；男人
参考例句：
She lost her heart to the handsome guy.她爱上了这个漂亮的小伙子。 That guy is very hard to deal with.那家伙很难对付。

2 was
v.(is,am的过去式)是，在
参考例句：
He said he was right.他说他是正确的。 He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。

3 lawyer
n.律师，法学家
参考例句：
My son is a lawyer.我儿子是律师。 A lawyer is often called in to write a will.律师常被请来写遗嘱。

4 said
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
参考例句：
He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。 He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。

5 news
n.新闻，消息
参考例句：
No news is good news.没有消息就是好消息。 I like reading hot news.我喜欢读热点新闻。

6 terrible
adj.可怕的，糟糕的，极其的
参考例句：
I think you've made a terrible mistake.我认为你犯了一个严重的错误。 This is a terrible idea.这是一个可怕的想法。

7 wife
n.妻子，太太，老婆
参考例句：
She is my wife.她是我妻子。 He is a tall man but his wife is a short woman.他是个子很高的男人，但他妻子很矮。

8 found
v.建立，创立，创办；vbl.(find的过去分词)找到
参考例句：
I found him at home.我发现他在家。 The United Nations was found in 1945.联合国于1945年成立。

9 worth
adj.值钱；值得，具有..价值；n.价值，作用
参考例句：
The book was old and it was not worth a cent.这本书旧了，一文不值。 This novel is worth reading. 这部小说值得一读。

10 secretary
n.秘书，部长，大臣，书记
参考例句：
I want to check with my secretary before I sign the papers.在签署这些文件前，我要与我的秘书商议。 She rang the bell for her secretary.她按铃叫她的秘书。

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