Who's the Boss?
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The organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.
 
The brain said, "I should be boss, since I control what the person thinks." 
 
The hands said, "I should be boss because I do almost everything for the person."
 
The legs declared, "I shuld be boss since I carry the body and all the weight is on me."
 
So they went on, each stating their qualities and uses.
 
Then the asshole spoke1 up, "I think I should be boss, because.."
 
He had not finished when everyone else started laughing at him. "You, an asshole, be the boss? You gotta be kidding!"
 
The asshole was very unhappy, and he closed himself up.The body soon suffered a terrible constipation, and the organs could not take it anymore. 
 
"Ok, ok, you're the boss!" they gave in. 
 
So the asshole became the boss of the body.
 
The moral2 of the story: You don't need brains to be a boss, you just need to be an asshole.


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1 spoke XryyC     
n.(车轮的)辐条;轮辐;破坏某人的计划;阻挠某人的行动 v.讲,谈(speak的过去式);说;演说;从某种观点来说
参考例句:
  • They sourced the spoke nuts from our company.他们的轮辐螺帽是从我们公司获得的。
  • The spokes of a wheel are the bars that connect the outer ring to the centre.辐条是轮子上连接外圈与中心的条棒。
2 moral 36oz9     
adj.道德(上)的,有道德的;n.品行,寓意,道德
参考例句:
  • Moral beauty ought to be ranked above all other beauty.品德之美应列于其他美之上。
  • He deceived us into believing that he could give us moral support.他骗得我们相信他能给我们道义上的支持。
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