Ghost Sex
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At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" 
Most of the hands go up. 
"And how many of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?" 
About half the hands stay up.
"OK, now how many of you have had physical contact with a ghost?" 
Three hands stay up; there's a slight murmur1 in the crowd. 
"Gosh, that's pretty good. OK, have any of you ever, uh, been intimate with a ghost?" 
One hand stays up. 
The speaker blinks. "Gosh, sir, are you telling us that you've actually had sexual contact with a ghost?" 
The guy with his hand up suddenly blushes and says, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you said 'goat.'"


1 murmur EjtyD     
  • They paid the extra taxes without a murmur.他们毫无怨言地交了附加税。
  • There was a low murmur of conversation in the hall.大厅里有窃窃私语声。
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