英语笑话:你在我班上
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有一位女士去看牙医时发现这位牙医可能是她高中时曾经暗恋的老同学。等见到这位灰白头发的牙医时认为他实在是太老了,然而聊天时牙医去问她--她在他的班上教什么?
My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his diploma, which had his full name.
 
Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?
 
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.
 
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High school.
 
'Yes. Yes, I did.' he gleamed with pride.
 
'When did you graduate?' I asked.
 
He answered, 'In 1967. Why do you ask?'
 
'You were in my class!' I exclaimed.
 
He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat, gray-haired man asked, 'What did you teach?'

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