20-03-12 Two men walk in the jungle. One has a gun on his back and the other one a big rock. The one with the rock asks the other man, Why do you have a gun on your back? The guy replies, When a wild animal comes, I can defend myself. And what about you, why...

20-03-12 一位男子走到警察局宣称，我妻子失踪了。 A man walks into a police station and announces, My wifes gone missing. The police officer says, OK sir, well help you. Since when has your wife been missing? The man replies, Since about a month ago. The polic...

11-05-13 The housewife answered the phone and listened with relief to the voice in her ear. How are you, dear? What kind of day are you having? Oh, mom, the baby won't eat, the washing machine is broke, I've not been able to get out of the house to shop, I t...

11-05-13 A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. But officer, the man began, I can explain. Just be quiet, snapped the officer. I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back. But, office...

11-05-13 You are a cheat! shouted the attorney to his opponent. And you're a liar! bellowed the opposition. Banging his gavel sharply, His Honor interrupted: All right, now that both attorneys have been identified, let's get on with this case....

11-05-13 A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from...

11-05-13 A woman called to make reservations, I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus（河马）, New York The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent said Are you sure that's the name of the town? Yes, what flights do you have? replied the customer...

11-05-05 Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals of delight, accompanied by excited remarks of Look at that! Look at that! Im going to have one of those someday, his dads response always w...

11-05-05 Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day,so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow. A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the not...

11-05-05 Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer. You talk to people on the telephone and don't see them on the other end of the l...