A tourist arrives in america looking for culture.

A tour guide suggests a trip to the local indian reservation.

They arrive at the reservation and the guide shows him around and
answers all his questions on the history of the place.

After a couple of hours they decide to call in to a run down little bar
for a drink.

The tourist noticed that there was an old indian sat in the corner, and
people kept fetching him drinks.

The guide said that his name was Sitting Bull, and he was noted¹ to be the worlds best memory man.

It was tradition that anyone who entered was to ask him a question, and if the correct answer was given, you should give him a whisky.

The tourist thought I'll ask him a question about Association football
he won't know anything about that.

As he approached the indian he asked, "Who won the English FA Cup in
1972?"

Sitting bull looked up studied the tourist for a second and said,
"Leeds United, a giant in the English game. Leeds won 1- 0 against
Arsenal, The goal was scored by a top class English International by the name of Allan Clarke."

The tourist was flabbergasted, he gave Sitting Bull the whisky and left.

Ten years later tha tourist was in America and wondered if Sitting Bull
was still at the reservation. He made the trip to the reservation and surely enough Sitting in the corner was the indian.

He asked the bar man for a whisky and on the way to the corner decided
to greet Sitting Bull in his native tongue.

He approached the table and said, "How!"

Sitting Bull looked up furrowed² his brow and said, "By a diving header
in the 18 yard box, you idiot!"