All I do is pay

"My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My
wife is the minister of finance¹, my mother-in-law is the minister of war,
and my daughter is foreign secretary."

"Sounds interesting, " his colleague replied. "And what is your
position?"

"I’m the people. All I do is pay."

我要做的一切就是付钱

布朗先生告诉同事说：“我的家简直就象一个国家一样。我妻子是财政部长。我岳母是作战部长，我女儿是外交秘书。”

“听上去挺有意思的，”他的同事说，“那你的职务是什么呢？”

“我就是老百姓。我要做的一切就是付钱。”