God and Grandma

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents'. At bedtime, the two boys knelt¹ beside their beds to say their prayers when the younger one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO... I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..." 

His older brother nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." 

To which the younger one replied, "No, but Grandma is!" 


　　中文：

　　两个小男孩在他们的祖父母家过夜。睡觉时间到了，这两个小男孩跪在床上祈祷。弟弟用非常大的声音祈祷着，“我祈求有一辆新自行车……我祈求有一个新游戏机……我祈求有一个新录像机……”

　　他的哥哥用胳膊肘轻轻地碰了他一下，说：“你为什么这么大声地喊叫呢？上帝又不是聋子。”

　　弟弟听了回答道：“上帝是不聋，可奶奶聋呀！”

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