In a darkest night, a policeman watches a staggering man trying in vain to unlock a door. "Is this your home?"  the policeman asks.

 

"Sure, I'll prove it to you if you help me."  Inside, the man explains, "You see, this is my bedroom. And this is my wife."

 

"And who is the man next to her?" the policeman wants to know.

 

"That's me!"

 

在一个漆黑的夜晚，一名警察看到一个醉醺醺的男人怎么也打不开门。“这是你家吗？”警察问。

 

“当然，如果你帮我，我将证明给你看。”走进屋里，那人说：“你瞧，这是我的卧室，这是我太太。”

 

“那她身边的男人是谁？”警察想知道。

 

“那是我啊！”