Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug¹ the hole for it."

Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!"

中文翻译：

维尔和比尔在争吵，谁的爸爸是更强壮的一个。维尔说：“你知道太平洋吗？　那个坑是我爸爸挖的。”

比尔不屑地说：“那没什么。你知道死海吗？ 那是我爸爸打死的。”