BATHROOMS 浴室
A man has five items³ in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor⁴, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. 
　　男人浴室里五件宝：牙刷，刮胡膏，剃须刀，一块肥皂，一块毛巾。一般的女人浴室里平均有337样东西，其中的大多数，男人不知道那是干啥用的。

ARGUMENTS 争论
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that... is the beginning of a new argument.
　　任何争论都是由女人来说最后一句话。男人在此之后说的任何话……都是开始新的争吵。

CATS 猫
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
　　女人喜欢猫。男人说他们也喜欢，但当女人看不到时，男人踢猫。

SUCCESS 成功
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
　　成功的男人是能挣比他太太花得更多的钱的；成功的女人是能找得到这么个男人的。

MARRIAGE 婚姻
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change! And she does.
　　女人嫁给一个男人，希望他能改变，可他不；男人娶了一个女人，希望她永远不变，可她变了。