Whose Son Is the Greatest

The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor.'"

The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop¹. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Excellency.'" 

"My son is a cardinal²." continued the next one. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Eminence³.'"

The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds," she said, "When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God.'"

谁的儿子最伟大

　　四个神职人员的母亲聚在一起谈论自己的儿子。“我儿子是个牧师，”第一个骄傲的母亲说，“当他走进一个房间时，人们会说，‘您好，牧师。”

　　第二个母亲接着说，“我儿子是个主教，当他走进一个房间时，人们会说，‘您好，主教阁下。”

　“我儿子是红衣主教，”第三个母亲继续，“当他走进一个房间时，人们会说，‘您好，尊敬的红衣主教。”

　　第四个母亲想了一会儿，说：“我儿子身高6尺10吋，体重300磅，当他走进一个房间时，人们都说，‘哦，我的上帝！”